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Wednesday December 13th 2017

It’s the “Comfort Wipe”

For over a hundred years we’ve been using toilet tissues the same old way. Now there’s a better way with the extended reach and comfortable to use Comfort Wipe™. It grabs and holds the toilet tissue in perfect postions so you can easily wipe yourself.

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When you’re done, just dispense the soiled tissue right in the toilet with the press of a button. Now you’ll never have to touch a dirty toilet tissue!

I need this because the toilet paper in my hand cant reach my butt. I need another 18 inches to reach it.

The most interesting thing about this amazing, innovative, non-archaic, product is that http://www.comfortwipe.com is no longer an existing, paid domain name.

Perhaps the vanished domain name is proof of how few people actually had trouble wiping their butts.

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