Seems like weird news has been a bit slow lately, so let’s look at the most stupid news stories of the week instead. -Two goats sent to prison to nibble on the grass to reduce the cost of lawn maintenance, throw in this genius quote -“We threw the idea at him that we could use them to get into the hard-to-get areas, like the hillside and the fence line,” he said. – Man with 50-year suspension caught behind wheel – No shit Sherlock, wonder how he got the 50 years of suspensions in the first place
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Strange News for this Week
– Students at a New Jersey high school have learned not to mess with the lunch ladies. Cafeteria workers at Atlantic City High School served only cheese sandwiches Wednesday and Thursday as punishment for a cell-phone-coordinated food fight I had cheese sandwiches twice at work last week, what does that mean?
Weird News for this Week
Here are some April Fools Day jokes that are a big FAIL either because they are too stupid to believe or they are presented in a stupid way. 1985: Sports Illustrated published a story about a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy.
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Dumb April Fools Day Gags